Those Gambler's Blues

  1. It was down in old Joe's bar room
    On a corner by the square,
    The drinks were served as usual,
    And a goodly crowd was there.
  2. On my left stood Joe McKenny,
    His eyes bloodshot and red,
    He gazed at the crowd around him
    And these are the words he said:
  3. "As I passed by the old infirmary,
    I saw my sweetheart there,
    All stretched out on a table,
    So pale, so cold, so fair.
  4. Sixteen coal-block horses,
    All hitched to a rubber-tired hack,
    Carried seven girls to the graveyard,
    And only six of 'em comin' back.
  5. O, when I die, just bury me
    In a box-back coat and hat,
    Put a twenty-dollar gold piece on my watch chain
    To let the Lord know I'm standin' pat.
  6. Six crap shooters as pall bearers,
    Let a chorus girl sing me a song
    With a jazz band on my hearse
    To raise hell as we go along."
  7. And now you've heard my story,
    I'll take another shot o' booze;
    If anybody happens to ask you,
    Then I've got those gambler's blues.