Hallelujah, I'm A Bum!

  1. Oh, why don't you work
    Like other men do?
    How the hell can I work
    When there's no work to do?
           Hallelujah, I'm a bum,
           Hallelujah, bum again,
           Hallelujah, give us a handout,
           To revive us again.
  2. Oh, I love my boss
    And my boss loves me.
    And that is the reason
    I'm so hungry,
           Hallelujah, etc.
  3. Oh, the springtime has came
    And I'm just out of jail,
    Without any money,
    Without any bail.
           Hallelujah, etc.
  4. I went to a house,
    And I knocked on the door;
    A lady came out, says,
    "You been here before."
           Hallelujah, etc.
  5. I went to a house,
    And I asked for a piece of bread;
    A lady came out, says,
    "The baker is dead."
           Hallelujah, etc.
  6. When springtime does come,
    O won't we have fun,
    We'll throw up our jobs
    And we'll go on the bum.
           Hallelujah, etc.